Darwin's Abdominals

Maybe not the molestation part lad

Yes, it is New Vegas, that's the DLC, and is never too late to start. Bring some caps and enjoy yourself at the Omertas Casino 👉

Yup. I recently got a gaming PC and used mods to update it and finally played the DLC that I didn't play when it first game out. Still one of the greatest games ever made and by far the best modern Fallout.

Hate watching City play, ruthlessly efficient but also it's boring football. And can you guess who this player is? https://s3a.sofifa.net/d9341c599863635a617207e2d533f9cafda70189.png

Foden.

Boring maybe, but I'm also right. He's not worth the £60m+ that they want for him, there's better players available.

So I'm on the players tab, I see Coutinho is trending, I wonder why - 'Is Coutinho finding himself a new club?' Yes is the answer, but I clicked on his tab, and I saw a gif of a guy putting his bollocks in his arse, and another guy elbow deep in his own arse. Love this community.

Supposedly, it encourages more open games and more goals. But then if you think about it, teams will just play deeper and it will result in the complete opposite hahaha. Very silly how people who don’t/didn’t play football in the modern era are the ones making these decision

The opposite is also true. Our kids were able to win a trophy while Arsenal imploded without Saliba and city lost 3 in a row without Rodri.

Credit to the Leverkusen and Atalanta fans they are really generating a great atmosphere for the final.

Yeah I got an offer of a ticket on Monday and I decided to take it, sure it's literally on my doorstep.

Exactly

Ronaldo won 2 La Ligas in 9 years, guess it applies to him as well?

Finally a perfectly priced memorabilia https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1792513376205025345?t=NnIZcO3ht4b0uLouS8pRDA&s=19

https://twitter.com/TheAnfieldTalk/status/1792521496902168618?s=19

😭😭😭 im out here catching strays and i haven't even said anything outrageous. The self restraint i had today not to say anything that would upset anyone was unbelievable.

Since it looks like you can’t count let me help you out with this. Don’t care what other fans think Jurgen has done a tremendous job and Spurs would die to have a manager like that and the way he won those trophies. https://s3a.sofifa.net/2edbbe4ecbba04f5a01889a9b6df97b877baba29.jpg

In what way exactly is Klopp underrated?

https://s3a.sofifa.net/2c1d8907288df311024cd70eec01a7a5f0612930.jpg 🤔🤔🤔

He's been 'stat-padding' against the best teams in Europe since 2017 mate, why don't you pop off somewhere else instead petal

https://twitter.com/LFCTransferRoom/status/1791091156907901386?s=19 thiago finally is back to our tittle charge 💪.

Thiago's career in a nutshell https://s3a.sofifa.net/bc8cce9a423d64d33c8cf9775f2c81f367c15bad.jpg

Gerrard could stay fit for a whole season, let along 10 games. Nice comparison. You can see yourself out now.

what could have been

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1790783046213410977?t=ewF7TMWWaX0oGl472fUKPw&s=19 i feel like this isn't the correct solution either. Problem isnt var its the incompetent referees.

I can see Arsenal winning the league next year. Farteta just needs to put Aston Villa chants on speakers to motivate the boys. Throw some Bayern ones in the mix and they might win the UCL aswell. Trust the process

Bet those 2 are ecstatic right now

DOING IT WITH MY BROTHER AS WE SPEAK

Arsenal trophyless again but they do good celebrations https://s3a.sofifa.net/04fcd8c6387931210921449c3708fe33c7671297.gif

https://s3a.sofifa.net/9259e962aaa6603cc33604859ecfdda0dd1ea89d.jpg

Get in Is celebrating goals here alright?

I hope you are aware of how sad that statement actually is

Gomez when there's a high ball in the box: https://s3a.sofifa.net/317957078f79995b5a9bc4dda6e7e495322089f9.jpg

Twitter is mad ngl 😭😭😭 https://twitter.com/ArsenalN7/status/1789975648435331550?s=19

Prefer this one ngl. https://s3a.sofifa.net/25f38ca1730134f143a20fc02d1a8f262bfbdf28.jpg

Leverkusen have 3 games left to not lose and they make it an invincible treble. Bonkers!

I'm ready for the off season and not at the same time. Going to miss Klopp, but I welcome Slot. (Also getting my cinema camera purchased in the summer after months of saving up for it)

He really thought he was him 😭😭😭 https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1789703527704461491?t=wARYukCPMVtf6XX6RvxpgA&s=19

So we’re all hoping that burnley stays up?

Been at this too long, need a burial. https://s3a.sofifa.net/67f11951b6bfeef8bb4a8f397fde66eb1571776d.png

You’ve been around since the dawn of time. Good prediction though.

Would ask Ter Stegen to pretend he's injured so that he had a reason to interrupt the game

tHaNk GoD yOu SaId It https://media.tenor.com/3UXKqNU4KOAAAAAe/deepthroat-hamster.png acting like most of the page hasn't already said this 😭

Fucking howling at that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://x.com/NoContextMarkG/status/1787581261269073920

These Indians man, get the news so early!

If you drink more the scoreline looks fine

Congratulations on genocide

How come you guys go by the 'toon army' but never go to war?

Nunez owned you lot, happy?

Kendrick STOP

24/25 XI: Adrian Stephenson Arroyo Matip Koumetio Chambers Balagizi Morton McConnell Nunez Welbeck

Definitely no bias here

This is Arsenal at their absolute best, no injuries to key players, new signings settled in quickly, good in-game management, best attack and defence in the Premier League, some favourable refereeing decisions, lucky when they need to be, and yet they could still lose out to a Man City side that's been nowhere near the level we know that they can reach (Compared to the 2017/18, 2018/19, 2020/21, 2021/22 & 2022/23 Man City teams). Arsenal could finish the season trophy-less after doing so well, only then will they understand what they are up against and how much better they need to be.

Darwin could score 5 tomorrow, cure cancer on Monday and free Palestine on Tuesday and Pessimistic Greek would still hate his existence 😅

Don't need to, we all know your agendas are daft anyway and that in a few months you'll be on a new one

https://s3a.sofifa.net/cb31cd17e2cfd391385285e91eb26609fe051c68.png I know we live in post-factual world but we still need to try and be objective.. Imo what makes you think that Darwin misses more is that his misses are spectacular, in the negative meaning...

He actually does though, you're just obsessed with hating Darwin

He lost me at fantasy manager 😂

The jokes write themselves