Typical Dortmund Fan

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I took a look at our U23s for next season, right now we'd have 4 GKs, 5 CBs, 3 LBs, 2 RBs, 2 DMs, 3 CMs, 2 AMs, 1 LW, 3 RWs and 3 STs according to transfermarkt. With the appointment of Broich I am expecting to implement a system (so 433/4231) and tactic for all youth teams, including the U23s GK: Lotka could want a move after 2 years with our U23s, Greg is the clear No. 1 and with Meyer we have a very decent second choice keeper. If he leaves it would be a very important step to give Silas the spot instead of signing someone new, not because he is a great talent but mainly because we really lacked playing our own talents and this would be a good place to start. Not happy with the back ups but it is what it is, the U19s don't have anyone either who would be worth promoting. Zacharias was rated quite highly a few years ago but his contract is running out and he lost his spot to Lisweski after getting smashed 6:0 by Hoffenheim in september Defense: The CB situation is quite good. Pfanne and Irorere are the only CBs left from last season. Mane gets promoted from the U19s and will probably get the game time here while he trains with the pros and jumps in when needed. New signing Yannik Lührs from Hannover could be the Papa replacement and play a similar role to Mane. We also signed Ben Hüning but that seems like pure squad depth The RB position is a bit thin, Lion Semic left, Patrick Göbel is 30 and there is noone from the U19s that could make the jump right now. We signed a DM from Hamburg, Felix Paschke, who is going to play there because he#s fast and played there for the national team according to Ingo Preuß. Let's see how this turns out We are (too) stacked on LBs tho. Bueno should be the starter, Aning plays no role due to injuries and I can't judge the new signing Mogultay. What i do know is that Kabar will need a perspective rather sooner than later. Midfield: We have a little problem with our DMs. There were a few rumors about Kamara leaving and I honestly think this would be the best for him. Injuries hindered his progression a lot and a new environment + a team where he starts week in week out could be good for him. Now to the problem: with him leaving we would only have Lubach as a DM, the new signing Paschke can play there too but this would leave us with only 1 RB again. If we don't sign someone it might be worth to give Posadas the chance to claim that position. He usually plays as a CB but I am pretty sure he used to play as a DM earlier in his career. Apart from that he is too old to play for the U19s and if nothing crazy happens he'll join the second team anyways Pohlmann might leave as well, Werder is interested and he is quite clearly too good for the 3rd league. Wätjen might be the most obvious replacement but I have the feeling that we'll see him in the first team squad quite often. I have my doubts about Roggow as well as Jessen and the U19s don't have a CM to promote Krevsun and Eberwein are our AMs and I think I am quite happy with that actually Attack: When your best goalscorer is your midfielder you know that you lack quality in attack Hettwer and Elongo-Yombo were the only once that delivered the rest was disappointing. We have a young dude named Jordi Paulina from the Netherlands coming in who is mainly a winger but can play as a AM as well according to transfermarket. Noa-Gabriel Simic is returning from his loan but I don't have high hopes at the moment I think here it is a no brainer to promote Brunner and Campbell. The two stand out players for our U19s after Wätjen and Mane but both of them have quite a way to go before being ready to play with the pros.
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I think the most frustrating part about Terzic is that we don't have basis to hate him unconditionally. Every one of us are pretty much in agreement that we hate this playstyle and that we want him gone. However, the last piece of silverware we've had was under Terzic. The closest we've gone to ever gotten to the Bundesliga in 11 years was Terzic. The best defense I've ever seen us play under was Terzic. The closest we've been to CL glory since Klopp was Terzic. He still has massive favouritism, loses the dumbest fucking games, made some stupid transfers (Felix lol), horrible at developing talents, lost the dressing room to the point that Hummels is gonna leave, and yet we can't fully complain because of all the success he's given us
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Here’s my attempt https://s3a.sofifa.net/e10fc7c4981f6269042fe786ec27a5ccc65efb75.jpg
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MR11 4L 👑🐐 https://s3a.sofifa.net/8b3656b968e57317dbd3c4b75f05f1b211fea096.jpg
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Would be very bad for us if he leaves not only because he‘s a great player, we also don‘t have much money to replace him. IF he leaves Querfeld would be the best option because he‘d only cost around 2,5m. Huijsen isn‘t a good defender for a back 4 imo, he‘d be better as a RCB in a back 3 or as a CDM
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Yeah he’s gonehttps://x.com/universdortmund/status/1791865720256553449?s=46&t=3YDRpZQJ0j1oYqmKy3Ycbg
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It will happen I’m afraid
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Is Hummels going to tell us that he'll retire as well after the final whistle in the Champions League final? I'm not ready for it! Especially after today 😢
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https://s3a.sofifa.net/6c446d72a2ee8c557b3875fea6ad19e9707bd1bf.jpg One last time! 💛🖤
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Reus had his last game for the club Sancho, Malen and Maatsen all potentially had theirs A 4-0 win has never been this depressing
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Goal and assist today in his last home match. 19 goals/assists in 40 matches. Not even a regular starter. One of his worst season by stats etc would still be something to celebrate for other players. Just shows his level. If he did this in Bremen, Gladbach or somewhere else, he would have been a regular starter for sure. Wish you all the best, legend! Dortmund goat!
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He's the fucking goat
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LETS GOOOOOOO
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FUCKING LIMBA
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If we don't buy Maatsen I swear to god
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We’re gonna lose in Marco Reus’ farewell game against Darmstadt and win against Madrid aren’t we Nothing would be more Dortmund
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Morey and wolf leaving is one step in the right direction Hopefully it continues
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1. Shouldn’t matter, if we lost they would’ve called us sore losers anyway 2. They are in the wrong so we have every right to sue 3. Any opportunity to fuck PSG over is a good opportunity
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But.. You just compared them, didnt you? You took Garnachos skill-set and compared it with Amads skill-set, and concluded with that they not have the same kind of skill-set.
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This is good, Var kills enjoyment
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Not nominating Brandt for the World Cup is a shame! Shame on you, Nagelsmann! Brandt is way too underrated...
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Yes please! https://x.com/thebvbcentral/status/1790343575873466769?s=46
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Boy oh boy where do I even begin, King Tross... honey, my pookie bear, the way you drive into the box and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the ball, and those gorgeous headers. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. I forever dread and weep, thinking of a day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Brighton and it’s like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first Match in Arsenal, I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. Not only have you changed the game of football and the world forever, but you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, King Tross. 🥰🥰❤️
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We have to win this game 1. for Koln, 2. To enact revenge on Mainz. A loss here for them makes them significantly more fucked for relegation
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Ya know maybe this is complete delusions speaking and I know Real Madrid are heavy favorites but. I don’t see us losing this final. I don’t know why.
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What a great reminder that we haven’t won shit yet. We felt on top of the world before Mainz, right? Nothing matters anymore except for one game. We can lose out the rest of our Bundesliga games for all I care
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Niklas Füllkrug vs Joselu in the CL Final. Tell any Hannover 96 fan from 8-10 years ago that these two would face off in a CL final and they'd think you are crazy.
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Legend https://twitter.com/matshummels/status/1788236695827018226?t=Grz3cvUHEgWvB1U1tzY-zA&s=19 https://s3a.sofifa.net/8aa52b49c3ef094b36b1e3391ef1d44390102459.jpg
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Plus an extra 2m if Jude makes the Champions League TOTY. Really reaping the benefits no matter what happens, but obviously we’d all rather win
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One time is a fluke
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Im pretty optimistic on winning the UCL, no matter who joins us in the final We’ve shown that we can beat Bayern a few months ago. 2013 was a close match aswell. Very tough opponent but we can beat them. Real is another level. We know how it goes. Their football isn’t great. But their efficiency is crazy and they are unbeatable in UCL most of the time But it’s not that one sided. If I look at our head to head with Real, most of the time we’ve really gave them a very good fight. It’s really a head to head we shouldn’t be ashamed of. Also, if I look at the opponents Real faced this season… most of them play attacking high pressure football (even if a littler safe since it’s Real but still). They mostly got dominated but still won. I don’t think that will be the case with us. Our playstyle is something they haven’t really faced this year. And our playstyle is incredibly frustrating to the opponent. We’re still the underdogs whoever is our opponent, but that’s a privilege we had all season in the UCL. Nothing to lose. We should all be optimistic going into the game on June 1st.
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bro is a fan of two oil clubs
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And they utterly dominated Ligue 1 this season. We're never beating the farmers league allegations
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No back-to-back oil trophies, phew
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https://s3a.sofifa.net/f9b9d2a6a2a6bbd0f29da2751a9119d325cf0583.png
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Much luck for us. But to be honest. This Dortmund squad is the worst of the last 10-15 years and you still couldn't beat us. PSG fans were so fucking arrogant after the first loss.
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Don’t worry about it, once you run it back with Mbappe you’re gonna be unstoppable next year!
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Suck my fucking cock you arrogant fucks
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Piss off, we’re in the final and Terzic is to blame 💛🖤💛
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💛 LOST 🖤 FOR 💛 WORDS 🖤 FUCKING 💛 LEGENDS!
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Arguably the best cb pairing on form in the world, right there with saliba and Gabriel in terms of form, they’re incredible, super underrated at build up too.
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somehow Nico and Hummels aren't in the German squad though
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Also, get hummels to sign a lifetime contract
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I don't know how but I HAVE TO go to the stadium for the final. I screamed so loud after Hummels' goal that I woke up my father, but I don't give a damn today. Both Hummels and Schlotti were immense today. Screw Terzić haters today, because we are in a. Goddam. CL. Final. Thanks to his terrorism. Heja BVB 🖤💛🖤💛
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Can we renew the contract of the post and the bar for one more year please?
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Skipping the new skibidi toilet episode for this game was definitely worth it
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Less sexy, more success Good night Borussen
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Congratulations BVB you have done a great good to this football full of cheating. Great football teams are built with football money, not with the complicity of UEFA...allowing Qatar to spend 400 million without any problem. BRAVO DORTMUND https://s3a.sofifa.net/46b85a160de97eb024a200b2627b9ddec6c8b6c7.jpg
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my honest reaction https://s3a.sofifa.net/13e0a65d5dd56a12592b6d201b1c82b91879fef6.jpg
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Normally I like to pride myself in being a good sport, always respecting the opposition whether we win or lose This time, PSG fans burned our fucking tifo so I really could not give any less of a shit So without further ado LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PSG LOST LOLOOLOLOLOLOOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Just because we don’t have any exciting U21s that play every game does not mean that we are the worst team in years. This is the best defense I remember having since being a fan. Kobel and Hummels are both guaranteed top 3 in their positions and I’d argue top 1 for both. Schlotterbeck is also class and has shown it for a while.
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We can never repay what he gave us, but lets fucking try to give him this last dance! https://s3a.sofifa.net/b17d3e49f942120b592873eaaef62a9edb190523.jpg
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I wanna see a JBG Moukoko Duranville front 3 and Watjen playing in every single Bundesliga game from now on. We’re pretty much locked into fourth so why not
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Let’s be honest here. If no one was injured for you guys I severely doubt we’d top the group. One thing I remember from those games was how class Livramento was though. Make sure to keep him
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Still love this man https://twitter.com/MarcBartra/status/1787954724723114068
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Real for sure I couldn't care less if Real beats us and wins another CL but losing to Bayern in the biggest match of the last decade would break me
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PSG au revoir
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YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BASTARDS WHAT A PERFORMANCE NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DID I EXPECT IT FOOTBALL FUCKING WINS - NOT OIL SNIFFERS NOT FUCKING QATARI MONEY BUCKETS FUCKING FOOTBALL A PROPER CLUB WITH HISTORY WITH FANS WITH FUCKING PRIDE YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING LEGENDS!!!!!!!
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Terzic masterclass… Reus for ADEYEMI?!
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I don't think Adeyemi should be coming off, his work rate alone deserves a spot.