Typical Dortmund Fan

Boy oh boy where do I even begin, King Tross... honey, my pookie bear, the way you drive into the box and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the ball, and those gorgeous headers. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. I forever dread and weep, thinking of a day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Brighton and it’s like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first Match in Arsenal, I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. Not only have you changed the game of football and the world forever, but you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, King Tross. 🥰🥰❤️

We have to win this game 1. for Koln, 2. To enact revenge on Mainz. A loss here for them makes them significantly more fucked for relegation

Ya know maybe this is complete delusions speaking and I know Real Madrid are heavy favorites but. I don’t see us losing this final. I don’t know why.

What a great reminder that we haven’t won shit yet. We felt on top of the world before Mainz, right? Nothing matters anymore except for one game. We can lose out the rest of our Bundesliga games for all I care

Niklas Füllkrug vs Joselu in the CL Final. Tell any Hannover 96 fan from 8-10 years ago that these two would face off in a CL final and they'd think you are crazy.

Legend https://twitter.com/matshummels/status/1788236695827018226?t=Grz3cvUHEgWvB1U1tzY-zA&s=19 https://s3a.sofifa.net/8aa52b49c3ef094b36b1e3391ef1d44390102459.jpg

Plus an extra 2m if Jude makes the Champions League TOTY. Really reaping the benefits no matter what happens, but obviously we’d all rather win

One time is a fluke

Im pretty optimistic on winning the UCL, no matter who joins us in the final We’ve shown that we can beat Bayern a few months ago. 2013 was a close match aswell. Very tough opponent but we can beat them. Real is another level. We know how it goes. Their football isn’t great. But their efficiency is crazy and they are unbeatable in UCL most of the time But it’s not that one sided. If I look at our head to head with Real, most of the time we’ve really gave them a very good fight. It’s really a head to head we shouldn’t be ashamed of. Also, if I look at the opponents Real faced this season… most of them play attacking high pressure football (even if a littler safe since it’s Real but still). They mostly got dominated but still won. I don’t think that will be the case with us. Our playstyle is something they haven’t really faced this year. And our playstyle is incredibly frustrating to the opponent. We’re still the underdogs whoever is our opponent, but that’s a privilege we had all season in the UCL. Nothing to lose. We should all be optimistic going into the game on June 1st.

bro is a fan of two oil clubs

And they utterly dominated Ligue 1 this season. We're never beating the farmers league allegations

No back-to-back oil trophies, phew

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Much luck for us. But to be honest. This Dortmund squad is the worst of the last 10-15 years and you still couldn't beat us. PSG fans were so fucking arrogant after the first loss.

Don’t worry about it, once you run it back with Mbappe you’re gonna be unstoppable next year!

Suck my fucking cock you arrogant fucks

Piss off, we’re in the final and Terzic is to blame 💛🖤💛

💛 LOST 🖤 FOR 💛 WORDS 🖤 FUCKING 💛 LEGENDS!

Arguably the best cb pairing on form in the world, right there with saliba and Gabriel in terms of form, they’re incredible, super underrated at build up too.

somehow Nico and Hummels aren't in the German squad though

Also, get hummels to sign a lifetime contract

I don't know how but I HAVE TO go to the stadium for the final. I screamed so loud after Hummels' goal that I woke up my father, but I don't give a damn today. Both Hummels and Schlotti were immense today. Screw Terzić haters today, because we are in a. Goddam. CL. Final. Thanks to his terrorism. Heja BVB 🖤💛🖤💛

Can we renew the contract of the post and the bar for one more year please?

Skipping the new skibidi toilet episode for this game was definitely worth it

Less sexy, more success Good night Borussen

Congratulations BVB you have done a great good to this football full of cheating. Great football teams are built with football money, not with the complicity of UEFA...allowing Qatar to spend 400 million without any problem. BRAVO DORTMUND https://s3a.sofifa.net/46b85a160de97eb024a200b2627b9ddec6c8b6c7.jpg

my honest reaction https://s3a.sofifa.net/13e0a65d5dd56a12592b6d201b1c82b91879fef6.jpg

Normally I like to pride myself in being a good sport, always respecting the opposition whether we win or lose This time, PSG fans burned our fucking tifo so I really could not give any less of a shit So without further ado LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PSG LOST LOLOOLOLOLOLOOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

Just because we don’t have any exciting U21s that play every game does not mean that we are the worst team in years. This is the best defense I remember having since being a fan. Kobel and Hummels are both guaranteed top 3 in their positions and I’d argue top 1 for both. Schlotterbeck is also class and has shown it for a while.

We can never repay what he gave us, but lets fucking try to give him this last dance! https://s3a.sofifa.net/b17d3e49f942120b592873eaaef62a9edb190523.jpg

I wanna see a JBG Moukoko Duranville front 3 and Watjen playing in every single Bundesliga game from now on. We’re pretty much locked into fourth so why not

Let’s be honest here. If no one was injured for you guys I severely doubt we’d top the group. One thing I remember from those games was how class Livramento was though. Make sure to keep him

Still love this man https://twitter.com/MarcBartra/status/1787954724723114068

Real for sure I couldn't care less if Real beats us and wins another CL but losing to Bayern in the biggest match of the last decade would break me

PSG au revoir

YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BASTARDS WHAT A PERFORMANCE NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DID I EXPECT IT FOOTBALL FUCKING WINS - NOT OIL SNIFFERS NOT FUCKING QATARI MONEY BUCKETS FUCKING FOOTBALL A PROPER CLUB WITH HISTORY WITH FANS WITH FUCKING PRIDE YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING LEGENDS!!!!!!!

Terzic masterclass… Reus for ADEYEMI?!

I don't think Adeyemi should be coming off, his work rate alone deserves a spot.

Where is the confidence of last match tho

That was close, Adeyemi gets another chance like that, I think it's gonna end in a goal.

Adeyemi just needed to commit Marquinhos in the box there, so close, one goal for BvB gets this done.🤞

https://twitter.com/XxAdamKhanxX/status/1787930461877965296?t=g3xJy3BXYEgksb7GwqfsRA&s=19

a few silly passes by can and a couple by fulkrug and others as well, besides that defending well I thought

We are all dortmund do it for reus

Im so fucking nervous help HEJA BVB 90 (or 120) MORE MINUTES TO GO, FULFILL OUR DREAMS🖤💛

we go out and we leave it all on the pitch. we must attack

WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH A STORM HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH AND DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK AT THE END OF A STORM THERES A GOLDEN SKY AND THE SWEET SILVER SONG OF A LARK WALK ON THROUGH THE WIND WALK ON THROUGH THE RAIN FOR YOUR DREAMS BE TOSSED AND BLOOOOWN WALK OOOONNNNN WALK OOOONNNNN WITH HOOOOPE IN YOUR HEEEART AND YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALOOONE YOU'LL NEEEEVER WALK ALONE LEGGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Let’s not get it twisted. We’re still the underdog. I’m going into this with no expectations, but if we pull this off I’m gonna be one of the happiest men alive

Today we are all Dortmund Fans

For Reus! For Dortmund! For a huge fuck you to those who said Dortmund finishes 4th in the group!

Wätjen is such a cutie patootie

https://s3a.sofifa.net/d2ce5f15a57f18fac2954400f3afe3e892e70ef2.png LMAOOO 😭

Well. It's a serious thing and you can't simply skip that exam. Plus he wouldn't be a candidate to play anyway. Sabitzer, Nmecha, Brandt and Reus are ahead of him. Hopefully he'll get some minutes in the last two Bundesliga matches

The whole Reus not extending thing was a publicity stunt made by BVB to mentally boost our chances of winning the UCL. What will actually happen is after we win, we'll extend Reus for one more year, where through the funds of the UCL build an amazing squad to finally lift the meisterschale. Then Reus will retire at the place where he was meant to and also beat the all time BVB goal scoring record. (An average delusional BVB fan)

Not to overreact but Wätjen will win 8 Ballon D‘ors

This game had so many fresh ideas, at this point it wouldn't even surprise me if he brings Meyer as Libero

Don't take this personally but I think you must be fun at parties.

https://x.com/fluctuatecore/status/1786786697151136149?s=46&t=3YDRpZQJ0j1oYqmKy3Ycbg

My tip would get soooo sticky

One last chance, we owe it to him https://s3a.sofifa.net/6e1e5ab43128c6a4cbfd511664644aa35778543d.jpg https://s3a.sofifa.net/6c29d2e9ab780ef83c942adf7315d7dc287ee41f.jpg