NICO HÜÜÜÜÜLKENBERG

You did NOT just use FIFA stats as a indication to how good players are lmao

Although Pedri is pretty shit tbf

Still not that high in the Faceless Man ranking.

MiaSanKhalifa is wild 😂😂

Souček has done the same 5 times this season btw but I don’t see anyone lauding him

Nice Wbu

Hi Amad baby

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This Ecuadorian golden generation is going to be fire. Paez, Obando, Caicedo, Hincapie, Pacho, Estupinan and Lerma.

كيندري بايز

Kendry Páez

Once upon a time, in the vibrant streets of Rio de Janeiro, there lived a man known only as Name Merchant. Born in the heart of the favelas, Name Merchant fancied himself as a revolutionary mastermind, despite having an IQ of 40. From a young age, Name Merchant was captivated by the ideals of communism. He believed fervently in the power of the proletariat and dreamed of leading a revolution to overthrow the oppressive capitalist system. However, his understanding of Marxist theory was limited at best, and his attempts at organizing were often met with confusion by his fellow favela dwellers. Undeterred by his lack of intellectual prowess, Name Merchant took to the streets, preaching his revolutionary gospel to anyone who would listen. Armed with slogans and rhetoric borrowed from old communist pamphlets, he proclaimed himself the champion of the people, the voice of the downtrodden masses. Despite his grandiose aspirations, Name Merchant's revolutionary activities often amounted to little more than petty acts of vandalism and mischief. He would spray paint slogans on walls, organize poorly attended protests, and distribute poorly written manifestos filled with grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. One day, in a misguided attempt to strike a blow against the capitalist oppressors, Name Merchant decided to stage a daring raid on a local grocery store. Armed with nothing but a plastic toy gun and a bag of stale bread rolls, he stormed into the store, demanding that the owner hand over his ill-gotten gains in the name of the revolution. Needless to say, Name Merchant's harebrained scheme did not go according to plan. The store owner, unimpressed by his revolutionary credentials, promptly called the police, who arrived to find Name Merchant cowering in a corner, surrounded by empty shelves and discarded bread rolls. As Name Merchant was led away in handcuffs, he couldn't help but wonder where it had all gone wrong. He had fancied himself as a modern-day Che Guevara, a fearless revolutionary fighting for the liberation of the masses. But in reality, he was little more than a bumbling fool, a hapless dreamer with grandiose ambitions and a woefully inadequate grasp of reality. And so, as Name Merchant languished in his prison cell, he had plenty of time to reflect on the folly of his ways. Perhaps one day, when his sentence was served, he would emerge a wiser and more humble man, ready to face the world with a newfound sense of humility and perspective. But for now, he was just another cautionary tale, a cautionary tale of what happens when revolutionary zeal meets a lack of intellectual firepower.

It's time to see a Bolivian champion finally

In another years I would had won any bet, now we get Palestine defeating Flamengo

the reason behind madrid pulling all of these comebacks and looking untouchable is that european players are sucking their dick too much, theyre not being antimadrid enough. barca raped real for 10 years because all of their players were dirty catalonian separatists that thought callejon was the reincarnation francisco franco himself

me (delusion)

Best player in the world. Ballon d'or 2024.

already a legend

The Black Pelé

Name merchant’s assessment of Kimmich has always been spot on

Needs a loan To get experience

Wanker merchant

The truth is, Endrick wasn’t better, but he is now. And has way more ceiling than Roque. Another unspoken truth is, you simply cannot bench Lewandowski to play Roque. The right thing to do is to loan him out where he can play (Dortmund, Porto, Benfica) or sell Lewandowski and play him more often. But unlike super subs from other teams (e.g Julian Alvarez for Man City) Roque isn’t performing as well as he should.

If he would be from la masia i would start every game

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Man's getting the Zlatan treatment. Barca only like their academy products. Terrible club.

Actually elite ceiling, just awful management by Xavi

I shouldn't have celebrated liberation day last night. I almost overslept for work this morning and I work from home.

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amaria ele no dortmund

Move to Dortmund bro

Poor guy came to Barca only for the caveman Xavi to stick him out on the wing idk what's worse, being wasted at Barca because your moron manager is using you wrong or being wasted at Barca because your moron manager keeps continually playing you until your body gives up on you

Roque is 100x better than Malcom

Prediction: he will be sold to atleti in return for Joao Felix and will become their topscorer in a season where they finish higher than us in the table

Poor boy is 18 and already labeled as a fraud after 10 games. Im no fan of Ficticious jr but as I recall he was also labeled as a complete fraud because of his firs 2 seasons and nowadays he’s not a Real Madrid fraud anymore just a national team fraud. Give Vitor Rock some time and he’ll Roll. Or maybe sell him to a bigger club like Eibar or Almeria, barkadogs are finished anyway

good night https://s3a.sofifa.net/8a3c24b8b92ee9939d16f86ccfdbdab776254c89.jpg

Good for Lando

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But he’s just shit

Your country spends much more than that on genocide

Unfortunately emi martinez is better

Dustin gonna get clapped

Downloading RDR 2 as we speak. This bitch big asf 5 hours left

Try paying him next time

Ronald McDonaldinho> Crymar the casino merchant

Like the goat Ricciardo said: NICO HÜÜÜÜÜLKENBERG

More like an alphonso davies fan. That canadian flag ain’t fooling nobody.

Greenwood cuando llegue a casa después de perder con dos más + fallar un penalti y vea a su mujer:

He'll always be in his brother's shadow I can feel another Cain and Abel story you know

Today is the day I can confirm: CHELSEA ARE BACK! Back to winning games!

And people have the nerve to call him a flop btw

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Someone's losing their job with this one 🔥🔥🔥 https://s3a.sofifa.net/573b28fa06183a9f196af85febcf329057a63d45.png

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Amabenga doente mental do krl kkkkk

Dortmund is shit and somehow reached the semis. Hopefully they won’t ruin the final as well by playing it

Bruh the UCL really fell down look at the kind of bum to decide a semi final game nowadays 🤦‍♀️🤦🏼

World class? He was solid but did you not see him miss like 2 really good chances?