Player - Lucas Bergvall
Pilking is when you pull blood into the tip of your penis, making it red and large like a strawberry
Player - Lucas Bergvall
72/84 is ok.
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
What line up i think would do best vs arsenal
DISCLAIMER:(could be very controversial)
Vic
Pedro Porro vdv dragusin spence
Bergvall Madders biss
Johnson Kulu Son
I think romero has looked very demotivated lately, idk why tbh, and dragusin has been class. I favour Spence vs Saka, not Udogie vs Saka tbh. Udogie would concede a penalty or a dumb foul
Bergvall Madders gray is me being very hopeful, but i've been very impressed by bergavll and they could capitalize on a weak arsenal midfield. I'm purely starting biss if he's fit because he's booming with confidence, so i have high expectations.
Kulu up top i think that game vs sheffield and also in pre season, he's good up there and i'd give him a chance, even if solanke's fit, one thing we know about kulu is that he's relentless and he puts in his 100%.
Johnson on the right purely because he played well against newcastle, gave us what we needed.
Son on the left, self-explanitory
Subs: Romero, Bentancur, Gray, Moore, Reguilon
Score predictions 2-1
Sterling 21'
Bergvall 50'
Dragusin 83'
COYS!
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
1. "Who are they to decide"
Literally the governing body of association football in England
2. "Most subjective shit ever"
While stupid, it was still a racist comment.
3. "Bentancur apologized"
As he should, but apologies don't erase the action.
4. "Possible year ban"
Examples need to be made in order to discourage others
5. "Like what are we even talking about?"
See above.
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
Thankfully tottenham doesn't have the mentality, if we score a goal early your players will crumble as usual like the past 17 years
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
https://x.com/ghostdogg18/status/1830663779585269796?s=46&t=UO7IftGmBsA3wVocwLUAiA
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
Lowkey can see why Raya was our number one target over Vicario
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
Exactly lol
Almost equal shot stopping
Way better distribution and shot claiming
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
Certainly hope so, he is a fighter, decent LB too.
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
fair but if vicario is looking a bit suspect?
Player - Lucas Bergvall
The best Swede Harry Winks? 🤔😅
Player - Lucas Bergvall
Soon it will be Harry Winks or Skipp ones!
Team - Everton
Still a mid defense unfortunately.
Team - Everton
Still not enough. They need someone world class in the back
Team - West Ham United
Didn’t matter. He got the ball. Soucek wasn’t gonna get the ball anyways. Cash tackled the ball to an area he wouldn’t have reclaimed it
Team - West Ham United
Another year of terrible refs
Team - West Ham United
No the game is actually finished. THERE'S NO WAY THEY GAVE THAT PENALTY
Player - Zubimendi
Bro acting like Liverpool is Real
Player - Dominic Solanke
Madness. He is north worth more than 30m Pounds. And that's only because he is British.
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
Loan out Lankshear and use Scarlett/Kulusevski
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
Mid player upgrading to a mid club. Went from no CL to still no CL. Nketiah could do what he does for less than £30 mil lol
Player - Dominic Solanke
20 Mill + this bum is what they got for Kane lmao
Player - Dominic Solanke
£65M for this 26 y.o. one season wonder feels just wrong
Player - Dominic Solanke
i cant believe we just overpaid this much, levy is always so stingy with the budget and then we go and blow 65m on SOLANKE???????
Player - Dominic Solanke
There's no fucking way they couldn't have signed a more reliable player for that kind of money right? Solanke had a nice season, sure, but he's had some pretty shit ones in the prem as well. If he keeps up the form then good signing, but this is a crazy risk
Player - Dominic Solanke
65 million pounds for a chelsea academy reject. The premier league has killed football
Player - Lucas Bergvall
Finally a real Swede and one that looks like PewDiePie at that
Player - Lucas Bergvall
Lmao
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
I know I’m late but Parry Pane strikes (or rather doesn’t strike) again.
“hE’s hAd bAd lUck!”
Nah he’s just a trash choker when it matters. Bro is a bigger choker than the even Lebron James.
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
Indian😂
Player - Luka Vušković
Pity about the rest of your positions
Player - Luka Vušković
Oh so he can be in the game but not Yamal?!!
Player - Strahinja Pavlović
Did i ask you to write this comment little retard?
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
Overrated is crazy man. also with one year left on his contract, most of the time Levy would bounce on that.
imo he would do fine in our system. but ofc if we can sign Gyokeres obv we grab that chance. But i think theres 10% chance for that, maybe even less.
Team - Manchester United
This is probably bait but I'll bite. Except heading, name one thing Romero is better at?
Player - Moussa Diaby
He was never good. Just look at how Leverkusen won the bundesliga right after he left. Year before the title it was same coach, same players but team didn't click because of Diaby.
Should still bang 15 goals and 25 assists against malnourished arabs. Lots of space in most games, great for pace merchants like him
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
DEI signing
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
He could be very good but I have very strong doubts the absolute best opportunity to sign a RW for our club right now is a South Korean that no one has heard of until today
& Son was a legitimate Bundesliga starlet btw this donny hasn’t cracked a top 10 league yet
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
I don’t think Bergvall is what you guys thought he would be. Quite a braindead player.
Grays showing was very crisp on the other hand.
Player - Lucas Bergvall
https://s3a.sofifa.net/6435c8f45c63f32cfdc7fd0a160212a11de3ff63.jpg
Player - Lucas Bergvall
Yalcouyee>>>>
Player - Jarrad Branthwaite
Worth max 15 mil..
What have he done in last season.??
He was poor with his positioning and tackling...especially in a team where 3 holding midfielders were protecting him.
I am also surprised why Man utd going for him.
Player - Jarrad Branthwaite
Evertonian Maguire
Player - Jarrad Branthwaite
Asking 50 million pounds for this bloke is blockbuster comedy and makes no sense. He is young talent tho. Should not send his career to the grave too early in manchester.
Team - United States
Cananda is the real deal I don’t see our shit squad being able to compete with them any time soon. Holding the world champions to a respectable 2-0 and taking Uruguay (the team we got wrecked by) to pens almost getting 3rd in a Copa America is something we can only dream of. Props to Marsch and Canada. Might as well hand them the next few Gold Cups and Nations League editions because if they continue playing like this they are trashing everyone including us and Mexico
League - Turkish Süper Lig (1)
Retirement home. Basically the mls.
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
Lo Celso is better than Maddison and always has been, feels good getting that off my chest 😮💨
Player - Harry Kane
He thinks we can't see him 😭😭😭
https://s3a.sofifa.net/38788e277b828cb519931c72d567907fae302fb4.gif
Team - England
Get rekt Africa FC
Team - England
At the end of the day, English supporters are gonna have to take it on the chin. Spent the whole build up to the game acting as if they already won the tournament. Unfortunately, u lot have to hold dat
Team - England
Just know that if they win we’ll all hear about it for another sixty years. Suppose if they’ve not won smth since 66 they kinda have a right to (not English or an England fan btw)
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
“Don’t buy Neto” “Don’t buy Olmo”
Yeah big clubs should’ve never bought Neymar or Kane either 👍
https://s3a.sofifa.net/96298118c220811eda8ddf41de6d52bb180a9fd3.png
Team - England
Because Americans have no clue about football 😂😂
Team - Netherlands
Hope they win aganist England. England didn't even deserve to go to knockouts
Team - Netherlands
Please save football today, please
Team - Netherlands
Not even close. Kane made the shot and only after it does Dumfries clip him, very lightly as well. Bs pen
Team - Netherlands
That was not a pen
Team - Netherlands
wow these refs are terrible
Team - Netherlands
Rigged
Team - Netherlands
Getting robbed hard right now