Team - Arsenal
You will never be a real big team. You have no UCLs, you have no UEL, you have no ECL. You haven't won the premier league in over 20 years. You are a FA cup mechants with a twisted fanbase that reaches unhinged and delusional levels of Turkish clubs like Fenerbache, Besiktas etc. Banter clubs that haven't won a European trophy.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Many teams are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “players” try so hard but end up reaching bottle levels that your rivals reach.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Arsenal who “plays” looks uncanny and unnatural to an average football coach. Your history in many competitions is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get to a final, you bottle it.
You will never be happy. You keep telling yourself that you win trophies and bigger than Chelsea, but dried shit isn't better than steaming hot shit being Spurs.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll be bought by a Jewish investor like Yanited, destroy it's legacy, and soon plunge into the cold abyss of the lower end leagues of Vanarama. Your "legends" will be heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment that they played in such club as Arsenal.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Player - Illan Meslier
There will never be another Neuer but if Bayern wants his long term replacement this is the guy
Player - Corentin Tolisso
Should've never joined Bayern
Team - Wolverhampton Wanderers
Swear the only times you hear about them is for the latest dodgy VAR call that went against them. Genuinely feels like everyone forgot they exist sometimes lol
Team - Wolverhampton Wanderers
Neto get in the bin you cheating shit. Hold that L
Player - Jean-Kévin Augustin
Pfizer ruined his carreer? lmao
Player - Hakan Çalhanoğlu
If he played in 2007, his rating would be 82.
Player - Patrick Cutrone
Bruv he literally didn't get a chance
Player - Eldor Shomurodov
Trump 2024!!
From a Mexican 🙂
Player - Raúl Jiménez
Current Santi Gimenez > Prime Raúl
Player - Rúben Neves
Let’s be realistic: he’s flopped. When he broke through at Porto he was amazing and his career has been mid ever since. Same with Tielemans at Anderlect.
Player - Jordan James
James has played regularly for Birmingham in the Championship since turning 17, gets an international call-up at 18 and is still only 63/75 rated. Meanwhile, Jobe Bellingham is related to someone famous and moved to Sunderland, 64/82.
EA's Welsh tax at its finest folks.
Player - Christian Pulisic
Pulishit!
Player - Christian Pulisic
Pulishit
Player - Kevin De Bruyne
Pretty over rated
Player - Kevin De Bruyne
De bruyne the only one who is not an attacker
Player - Rúben Neves
huge loss? Sure Mendes have another 17 year old portuguese CDM to sell to the Wolves or young french from Ligue 1 will appear in the premier league and nobody will remmeber Neves anyway
Player - Romeo Lavia
When will Arsenal sign him, Fatawu Issahaku and Joao Felix?
Player - Dele Alli
Depression is not real
Player - James Maddison
Why all the hype train behind him? He never played for a big club?? Flopped at Coventry/ good for Norwich/ Mid player at Aberdeen/good for Leicester..
I don't think he'll be able to handle the hype by playing for a mammothic club like Spurs
Player - James Maddison
If he hadn't flopped there then he wouldn't have joined another mediocre club like Norwich.. It's just a matter of common sense..
Eg:
Bellingham didn't went from Birmingham to Hull City due to this same exact reason
Player - Branco van den Boomen
Yet another player ready to fail in Amsterdam.
Player - Sven Botman
Styles of teams has a big influence Newcastle don't play with a highline pretty much the majority of the season they've been pragmatic with dropping back. United / City played with a higher line so context must be considered. I do think Botman is very good however.
Team - Paris Saint-Germain
This team needs to be renovated this summer
Buy:
Busquets
Vaan Dike
Rapael Leao
Pavard
Lacazette
Sell:
Messi
Neymar
Verrari
Navas
Daniel Perreira
Next season lineup
4-3-3
Leao Lacazette MbaPay
Soler Busquets Vitinha
Mendes Vaan Dike Maroquinhos Pavard
Dollarumma
Player - Martin Ødegaard
LOL
Player - Angeliño
MLS born an bred
Player - Timothy Weah
When his girlfriend saw him she probably would have said "Weah is your dick?"
Player - Emile Smith Rowe
downgrade this man
Player - Emile Smith Rowe
he's on the bench even when he is fit
Player - Emile Smith Rowe
At least Lautaro doesn't warm the bench
Player - Nicolas Pépé
Optimistic 😂
Player - Nicolas Pépé
We will finish 6th at best
Player - Mykhailo Mudryk
brave but you may be right
Player - Anderson Talisca
He is a good player but thats only cause the Arab league is best in the world. If he was in the Premier League he would have only been 77/77. This player is proof that EA overrates the Arab league to much
Player - Roy Kent
the lebron james of soccer
Player - Roy Kent
Is this an American football player guys
Player - Christopher Nkunku
He suits the Bundesliga but RB Leipzig is a club with no history and no fans.
Player - Oleksandr Zinchenko
He's not worth 30M pounds, Edu Gaspar is such a bad and clueless director of football, he can only sign Brazilian players and players that everybody knows, he doesn't know the market at all
Player - Matt Turner
Ramsdale is overrated but he's not that good so I don't see that happening
Player - Matt Turner
Why you mad if your not one?
Player - Khephren Thuram
Go to Gladbach. Swap deal with Kone
Player - Wout Weghorst
No better than Oli McBurnie really
Player - Rúben Neves
He is hyped up for no reason, there are so many more talented midfielders than him available for a much lower price
Player - Diego Carlos
Good Signing, a solid back up option to Tyrone Mings,
He should get a couple of chances this season. Diego Carlos doesn't have world class international experience like Mings does but he should do the job off the bench now and then.
Team - RB Leipzig
Which club? I don't see any club around here.
Player - Noussair Mazraoui
Why weren't united in for him?
Team - Wolverhampton Wanderers
I heard Ronaldo used to be their coach some time in 2016
Team - Wolverhampton Wanderers
Why so many Portuguese in the team? it hurts the eyes just to see the lineup, this team with English talent would be a TOP team
Player - Kouadio Manu Koné
Mad cuz bad 🙄
Player - Kouadio Manu Koné
To high rating for the bayernliga 🙄
should be 71 like all other players 😜
Should come to a real club like Besiktas 💪💪💪💪💪🌯
Player - Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
He's arguably one of the top 5 ST in the world right now. Not only for scoring but also for his work in the build up
Should be rated at least 87
Player - Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
Are you retarded or something
Player - Kurt Zouma
Should be removed just like greenwood imo
Player - Virgil van Dijk
All time Best cb in his prime
Downvote me all you want
Player - Ilaix Moriba
How to ruin your career:
Player - Ilaix Moriba
Chose money over his career
Player - Rúben Neves
He would be a perfect fit for ManUtd
Him and Declan Rice would be great upgrade
Player - Rúben Neves
Why would Neves seriously be one of the worlds best central midfielders, his nowhere near that level can’t even get into Portugal’s poor National team midfield.
He performs every 15 games, his match rating is poor his performed against Man United name me one other performance when anyone has been talking about Neves.
His a steady player but world class ability no way, he is higher rated than Conor Gallagher who this year has scored 7 goals and 3 assists.
Ruben Neves 1 goal 1 assist this season not exactly superb form on stats is it, his basically controlled a game with Moutinho against Man United and EA bump his stats to world class midfielder it’s totally bull.
Team - Wolverhampton Wanderers
Wolves new logo options-
A:
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B:
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Player - Chiquinho
Portuguese Burnley is what I call them