Gaming Sloth

Congratulations to the shitty Pisschester team, another flop incoming 🤡 Imagine finishing 8th 😂😭🤣

shame hes gonna be wasted at the old Trafford circus, 1 more year at Everton and he has the pick of whoever he wants to play for

Watch him get picked in every England squad after he goes to Man United even if he doesn't play as well as he has for Everton

PSV Legend 🫵🥵 Downgraded to Manchester from Eindhoven within 18 months

Is he any good

Should we start talking about your Club? 👀

obviously right now he is ppl also said Fati was clear of Vini look how that turned out i dont actually think this guy will get anywhere near lamal. just stating you never know what will happen

i get that he is a legend but honestly that much effort into just PLAYING a match of football is criminal, if i was him i whould retire.

Lewa was more consistent than Suárez, i'd pick Suárez over lewa because of his talent and prime.

I think Zlatan is the closest but even as a Swede id pick Suarez over him

Name any striker from this generation better than this man... Yes, there is no such this.

Deserves to be mentioned tho had skill, goals and longevity.

Tbh he should have retired instead of torturing himself and having to swallow a lot of painkillers in order to play

I’m messing with you if you can’t tell. Jokes aside, Suarez is a legendary player, though he is far from his prime and he himself has stated he plays in agony due to his age. Still, class is permanent, hence he is a valuable asset to any team whenever he steps on the field.

He didn't watch him last year in gremio apparently, that's my guess. And Brazilian League is top 5 in the world. It's like playing in Europe

First disrespectful person I've met in this chat.

Osteoarthritis is a type of arthritis that occurs when the flexible tissue at the ends of bones, called cartilage, wears down. It is a degenerative disease that worsens over time and often results in chronic pain. Commonly affected joints include hands, neck, lower back, knees, and hips.

Suarez has said he has Arthritis in his legs and cannot walk properly and takes a tablet in the morning to help, he cannot play football with his children or friends its quite sad and no-one would've blamed him if he retired after A.Madrid.

I would want to learn

Tis a daily struggle

Convinced Man United fans hate being Man United fans

Someone who lives in The Netherlands?

his dutch is actually better than that of many immigrants here

2 goals and 1 assist already

El Pistolero

Take into account he's doing all this suffering inmense pain in his knee since a ling time, also being amazing in gremio the true goat in miami

He just can't stop scoring and assisting in clásicos (yep, apparently Inter Miami vs Orlando City is a rivalry)

give him 2d photo and his face scan back

yes messi should be 85 max

Suarez> Pessi

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Next update: I get a girlfriend.

Neymar and Messi were great in that 2013-14 season with Liverpool though. Absolutely carried Suárez and won the title with Rickie Lambert the year after.

One of the worst takes of all time

One of the most underatted players of this generation

Best update ever seen. Updating just one player ^^ EA u are lazy af

He's not only one of the best number 9 in this generation. He's one of the greatest strikers ever, some of these guys in the comments are disrespecting him tf, amazing dribbler, world class finisher and amazing linkup play in his peak he was prob 3rd best player itw at one point too and that too when messi and CR7 were still playing at a high level. Bro nearly won liverpool a league title alone if he didn't get banned he would of defo broke the goal record in the prem too. Complete striker he was ngl the liverpool version of him was my fav bro was unreal to watch.

He comes from Gremio where he got 26 goals + 17 assists in 53 matches, considering the Brazilean league is one of the most competitive leagues out there, he deserves that 84. Now, similar to 99% of the players in Saudi and MLS he most likely won't take MLS to siriously and start to drop off in his performances

Look who cares about your opinion lol.

Why doesn't he have 5 international reputation? He was the best ST of the 2010 decade. He won two golden boots. One of the players with the most goals and assists currently active. Champion of several national titles, a triple, a Champions League, a Copa América, elected best player in the Premier League of the 2013/14 season, was part of the historic MSN trio...

Can't really compare a winger and striker even tho Suarez had the technical skills as a winger his dribbling was amazing at liverpool.

Lol neymar is an insanely good player

Yea Neymar is unreal, his goal scoring record speaks for itself. That being said, I'd still pick Suarez.

How many dribbles did he complete that match?💀 surely over 10

He's still a phenomenal player. So much footballing intelligence is unreal. Besides Messi and Ronaldo I think he's probably the best player of that generation.

messi should not be higher rated than him wtf

best striker of our generation

Hattrick! Class is permanent

Cuz his powershots are very powerful

Add Powershot+, Flair, and Technical

No I don’t think ethics are the most important thing in a debate if a football player is better then the other one. But it’s certainly very important. If I have two player which are arguably quite close skill wise I choose the player who behaves like a good human being should be :) Of course there are levels to it. But come on we’re at this point in time where races are and should be equal especially in football. There’s no reason to discriminate somebody because of his skin Color that’s just plain stupid and makes no sense at all. And as a role model you absolutely should not do what Suarez did

Ethics don't make a certain player way better than another player. Emphasis on WAY better. I know you didn't say that directly, but when you say, "I will never understand the debate if Suarez or Lewandowski is better. In my opinion Lewandowski is clearly the better player of the two," that's precisely what you're implying. This is my problem with your reasoning. You're putting more weight on how a player acts off the pitch than on their actual football ability, which means you're not even rating them as players at that point. Again, I never said I had a problem with you wanting to consider ethicsa and you prefering Lewa, or believing that he is better than Suarez. But that's an entirely different claim than "Lewa is so much better and it's not even close and I don't get why people even debate this." That's where your bias as a Bayern fan seeps through.

I don't mind people believing that Lewandowski is better than Suarez (he is in some ways), but to suggest that Lewa is clearly the better player is an insane take lol

Can’t understand what this has to do with who’s better as a football player

You’re biased dude, and worse you entered attitude and ethics into a debate about who’s better as a player, that’s an argument of a kid. Anyway, from an objective standpoint Suarez is better.

Well there's clearly bias because you're a Bayern fan and watched more Lewandowski then Suarez

As a Madrid fan i can clearly tell you that he is one of my favourite strikers of all time and especially in LaLiga ❤️

holy shit, he was my mate at school in New Zealand. we'd play with him a lot, had no idea he'd be this good

I’m a crocodile you clown

He has been better than kuol for 2 years