Curtololl

You live in a mansion, drive a BMW on weekends, and enjoy the company of the best girls. You eat healthy every day; the day before a match, you sleep very well in a 5-star hotel. You spend 24 hours scratching your balls, doing damn all, playing F24 efootball and Call of Duty. Your boots are worth $600, maybe $500, $300, or $400? You’re bandaged by a kinesiologist, you eat well, and train well. Your socks don’t cut off your blood circulation, your shorts don’t scrape your balls, and your shirt sticks to your body without sweating. That’s worth.... I don’t know, your football jersey costs maybe $180 each. The ball is perfect, PERFECT! Inflated with a barometer to 8 bars, it costs $120. The pitch doesn’t have a single defect, and the goal is 7 x 2.40 meters. We, the fans, applaud you when you enter the pitch. You cry baby can’t pass a ball can’t control a ball, you want to score and the ball goes to the fvcking moon, you want to give a pass to your teammates that’s 1 meter away from you, you pass it back or pass it to the opponent.

1 mese per fare un update e gli allungano solo il contratto invece di stats e overall, piango

Would love to see Luis Alberto at Juve on a free. Haven't had creativity in the midfield for a long time and would be great in a 4-3-3

how many updates is it going to take EA to finally upgrade him

Our expectations for ea are so low that they putting toney a face surprised us all 😭😭

Oh, ok, so he joins Juve and immediately gets a stat downgrade. Why now and not in previous updates when he was at Lille? It's not like EA didn't know he's been injured for almost a year. I swear EA hates Juve, like why haven't some of the Juve players been upgraded. For example, Yildiz, McKennie, Cambiaso, Bremer, Gatti. They all deserve it.

Well at least Milan draw, so the point difference to 3rd is still the same👍

Did he come back from lung cancer or sm?

lost a lung

Been telling people about this guy for years 82-84. Most penalties given up in Europe during his time in Juventus. Now not even first choice for Bayern. Tic tok

coi piedi, ma a difendere è a dir poco scandaloso

The people downvoting you watch football from tiktok

Cuz bayern fans dont watch bremer but imo right now he s the best cb in serie a

Why the downvotes? This season Bremer is among the best CBs itw, De Ligt is far from his level rn.

Bremer>>>>

Main upgrades should be: GK: Tek - 87 (been great apart from Sassuolo) Def: Bremer - 85/88 Danilo - 83/83 Gatti - 79/84 Cambiaso - 78/87 Midfield: Locatelli 83/85 Rabiot 85/85 McKennie 79/83 Forwards: Chiesa 85/87 Yildiz 74/88 Main downgrade would be: Kostic 82/82 (not as good this year) Let me know if you agree

The mighty duo is trending https://s3a.sofifa.net/bc8ff07265ea73b65effb5a9270c88b48a29e552.jpg

Bremer is so much better

wdym? here's a truly special player: https://media1.tenor.com/m/NUp8fyOpv5oAAAAd/antony-antony-manunited.gif

I hope not. That story ended. He is a great player, but very fragile. We have to look forward and find new Dybalas.

80/83

80/84

+17 penalty. The upgrade that we were looking for.

Time for ratings update Szczesny 87/87 Perin 81/81 Pinsoglio 72/72 Bremer 86/88 Danilo 84/84 Gatti 81/86 Rugani 79/79 Alex Sandro 78/78 Huijsen 68/85 De Sciglio 76/76 Cambiaso 77/84 Weah 76/82 Kostic 83/83 Iling - 73/85 Mckennie - 80/84 Rabiot 85/85 Locatelli - 83/86 Miretti 76/86 Nicolussi - 72/79 Yildiz 72/86 Kean 79/85 Milik 81/81 Vlahovic 83/88 Chiesa 85/88 Notable loaned out players Soule 77/88 Gonzalez 68/82 Barrenechea 72/81

Probably starting against Inter. Please show ur talent

Lets not overrate him. Its only his 2nd nt game. 81/96 is fine for now.

There was a stretch last season when we were winning a lot consecutively, and then we got sent back to reality with the 5-1 against Napoli. Let's stay grounded and not get any ideas because, still, we need to play more convincingly. It's super frustrating that our last few games, our winning goals came NOT from our strikers - that's very concerning.

At least You earned the fans respect, beast!

Nah Buffon influence is crazy 🐐🐐 https://s3a.sofifa.net/2622eca0d231b61f702de582afbcf6f021da0796.jpg

https://s3a.sofifa.net/68cc821f1f30e28768746b5a5122e68a7d16e08f.jpg

You can bet on it

Prendo l'X della Lazio (Vai) Passo con il 18, fra', non mi ricordo già un cazzo (Ah) Sogno vie di fuga laterali dentro il palazzo (Vaz Tè) Prendo il 2 dello Shakthar L'over 2,5 del Classico in Spagna Domani cerco un vero lavoretto E da sabato in poi anche una brava ragazza

Ngl he’s the type of player who scores 30+ in a season and then you never hear of him again

Idk guys, I'm conflicted on Miretti. Makes really good movement but his passing or end product is just awful.

Me thinking there would be official ratings with the new update: 🤡🤡🤡

Cool team but what is yildiz doing there lmao

We let Lazio, fucking Lazio, walk over us in these deals. So furious that we let Rovella go this cheaply. I bet you next season, Lazio will ask for a discount for that obligation and guess what? We'll take it in the ass again.

Apparently the board will try and sign a new midfielder with the money generated by Rovella and Zakaria. If they want a really good Italian prospect who isn't too expensive, I suggest Rovella from Lazio

As if there were any doubts on who's the worst Juve captain ever, Bonucci is sueing the club cause he doesn't want to leave

A compilation of Bonucci's best worst moments that I know of: - when during a serie a match many years ago, he didn't know his place and kept annoyingly urging Allegri to sub Marchisio off the let him rest for the next CL game, and Allegri put him back in his place by saying "shut the fuck up, dickhead" - when he kept clashing with Allegri probably thinking he was so important and intelligent that Allegri punished him by not including him in the game against Porto and making him watch it while sitting on a stool - when he got so fed up with Allegri and the board not backing him up also with his salary and captaincy requests cause he thought he was some kind of leader, that he went to the rivals and celebrated when scoring against the club for which he claimed he was a leader and the captain of - when he got outed as a fraud cause he didn't have Chiellini by his side and all of his flaws emerged, so he came back to Juve crawling and crying and asking for forgiveness - when he thought again that he was a leader of the club and thought that just because he was older than players like Chiesa he could insult them and treat them as inferiors for no reason, just to "put them in their place" by his own words - when he refused to help the club in the worst financial situation in the last 13/14 years by not admitting that he's old, physically unfit and earning an unsustainable wage and forcing them to put him out of the team - when he still doesn't want to leave and is asking a compensation for being a cunt pretty much

Tbh I think I’d rather have £100M+ to rebuild a squad, and know that we won’t do anything for the next few years, but have a promising young squad that will be entertaining to watch. Rather than building a good squad around Kane just for him to inevitably leave for free after one season. Of course it would’ve been better if he just stayed for the whole journey but you have to be at least slightly realistic

It would be quite comical

the good ending

There was a kid in my primary school who was called Samuel

sono l'avvohato della fiorentina

allegri ma ven- prendete lukaku e ve- e prendete luhahu e vendete vlahovic? sono l'avvohato della fiorentina

Ora tutti i tifosi interisti che gli dicevano di andare a fare i tuffi voglio vedere che dicono ahahah

luis hasa from your u19 team is a fucking baller, he is shining in this u19 italy team I really hope that he can get some minutes in your first team this season or that he fixes as a starter in your u23 team

Why do they want to sign Lukaku when they can just use Milik as the main striker if Vlahovic leaves. Him and Danilo seems like the only ones ready to fight for the shirt

Won't be surprised if we sell Vlahovic, but the Lukaku rumors are becoming real, I don't like it at all.

Loyal to himself maybe. He literally left Juve for Milan cause he "didnt feel valued enough" and thought "the club didn't treat him as an important player", meaning he wanted a raise, to be played always and never be benched, and have special powers cause he thought he was so important. That's why he was not called up for the Porto game in the CL and was forced to sit on a stool and watch the game from the stands as a reminder that he wasn't bigger than the club. Then he left to Milan only because they said he would be the leader and captain of the team, played horribly all season cause Chiellini wasn't there to cover him up, scored a goal against his ex team and celebrated in front of Juve fans with no hesitation. Then he went back to Juve after being outed as a fraud difender and now after Chiellini went away he acts again like an asshole and thinks he's a captain just cause he yells at his teammates and acts all "loyal" to the club when he only doesn't want to let go of his salary and his chances of being called up for the Euros. The only thing wrong about him being left out of the squad is that it didn't happen earlier

Yeah… evryone forgetting the “milan season” and the celebration against us…

In 20 years people are gonna look at his career in paper and think he was an average player. Will forever be underrated

Glad he missed cause that´s not a pen

Niggas in Tokyo💀💀

When Juan Cuadrado joined us for the 15/16 season, I was not convinced. It was a time when Chelsea was unloading so much of their squad it was unclear whether we were just buying surplus or underappreciated talent. We'd seen him at Udinese and later Fiorentina, even then he did not impress that much. 8 years later Juan Cuadrado leaves as a club icon. There was a problem at Juve when Cuadrado joined. We had wonderful wing backs, but no wing had that flair that could beat someone in a one-on-one battle. That creativity and flair was certainly missing. Cuadrado in his debut season showcased exactly what Juve was missing. That incredible flair, technical ability, to beat his mark every single time. Cuadrado was easily one of the most underrated dribblers. But so was passing abilities and it was no better during his time with Pirlo, where registered 20+ assists. But it was not his quality that was well met. But dedication to our cause. Juan Cuadrado had never felt the love at Chelsea, nor arguably at any other cause. But we Juve fans, gave him that love. Was it because of the insane goal against Bayern Munich in his debut season? Score from tight angles, time after time? Or those incredible dance routines that became viral? Even when Sarri asked Juan to play as a right back, there were no qualms or quarrels. Just obedience and a desire to learn and grow. He was 31! He should have been focusing on refining his position but no, whatever it takes for the cause. I'm not going to lie; I'm going to miss him immensely. The positive attitude, the grit and desire to help the team. It'll be missed. Of course, we'll miss those killer dance moves too! Juan "Panita" Cuadrado, it's been a joy. Thank you everything in the last 8 years. I hope you do something amazing after football. Gracias Panita https://s3a.sofifa.net/120413bfe39601ed16d798f8771c243c3dda252b.jpg

thank you panita, good soldier and a true juve icon throughout the years

Fantastic and consistent player, whoever says otherwise simply forgets how good he has been during these years. Yes, he is not a top player anymore (though he's still a reliable option), but it's not his fault we never had a decent player to alternate him with during the last two years

Kebab League is perfect for him, solid wages, no need for effort and good vibes

Wrong page lad, here you go; https://sofifa.com/player/233934/aaron-ramsdale/