Player - Harry Kane
If he scores the most goals in the Bundesliga, he will win the golden boot
Player - Harry Kane
As soon as he moves to the team in the Bundesliga that has won it for 11 seasons straight, another team there goes on a 40 match unbeaten run and could potentially have an invincible season lmao
Player - Gift Emmanuel Orban
Gift Orban... pretty sure I know what's going on here. Emmanuel's family was very poor so they wanted to migrate from Nigeria to Hungary since that's where Fekete Pákó, a famous singer, was. Unfortunately, Viktor Orban himself personally stopped them at the border and told them to get out since immigrants were not allowed to enter Hungary. However, upon closer inspection, Orban saw this young kid playing with a squished tin can, and saw that he actually had amazing footballing prowess and felt guilty about sending him back to Nigeria. So Orban went to the EU and asked Belgium to take in Emmanuel's family. Emmanuel never forgot that day and so he legally changed his name to "Gift Orban" since Orban "gifted" him to Belgian football. What a touching story.
Player - Mohammed Kudus
Holy fuck
Player - Fikayo Tomori
southgate hates blacks
Player - Dele Alli
did you forget to switch accounts?
Player - Marko Arnautović
Next : Real Madrid
Player - Arthur Cabral
West ham looks good on him ngl
Player - Edson Álvarez
He can hold off as centerback but he can’t play it full time, he always tries to do more than he needs to and gets out of position, he’s not good there irl
He’s a CDM nothing else
Player - Declan Rice
Hang this in the louvre
Player - Kalvin Phillips
If he keeps these performances up he will definitely be going to the Euros.
Can't wait to see him in a double pivot with Henderson 😍
Player - Cole Palmer
https://s3a.sofifa.net/a272c90b839761da19ef5e8717edd907c05be43e.jpg
Player - Edson Álvarez
I remember he started his career as a CB and he was pretty bad at it lol
Player - Jude Bellingham
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Player - Phil Foden
Better than Saka
Player - Alejandro Garnacho
celebrates like kudus because he hopes one day he can be half as good as him
Player - Alejandro Garnacho
Needs to stop mewing immediately
Player - Alejandro Garnacho
hes just so goddamn ugly
Player - Elijah Adebayo
His name is
Elijah Anuoluwapo Oluwaferanmi Oluwatomi Oluwalana Ayomikulehin Adebayo
Player - Rasmus Højlund
I don’t like overrated players. Disapproved by Crocoboy 😠👎 75/84
Player - Conor Bradley
you can't say "dani alves" or "gary neville" in the same phrase as "legends"
Player - Jude Bellingham
Fucking legend
Player - Mason Greenwood
https://s3a.sofifa.net/3b0846ed45df8f3cf3588b7aef907ae6fe49a22c.jpg
Player - Mason Greenwood
rapist
Player - Mason Greenwood
Greenwood's not learnt shit and rape isnt just "a mistake". He's clearly run off praying that enough people forget about it but thankfully real mfs like Bellingham arent gonna let people forget
Player - Mason Greenwood
Publicly endorsing sexual assault is insane. Do better.
Player - Mason Greenwood
Atleast Bellingham didnt beat up his girlfriend
Player - Saïd Benrahma
He can play anywhere that doesn’t require crossing, defending, passing or putting in any effort when he doesn’t have the ball. He is excellent at dribbling until the defense is set and then turning the ball over.
Player - Jude Bellingham
What are you talking about, everyone loves him more now
Player - Jude Bellingham
Why should we go easy on grapists exactly?
Player - Ice-Cream
lets get this guy trending again
Player - Ivan Toney
Our expectations for ea are so low that they putting toney a face surprised us all 😭😭
Player - Ivan Toney
He scored on his return. Wonder if he gambled on that happening.
Player - Elijah Adebayo
Way better than Hojlund. 92/98
Player - Kai Havertz
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Havertz's game. His skill is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of it will go over a typical viewer's head.
Player - Antony
He found his level, english 4th tier. Good for him.
Player - Antony
Found his level, just a dreadful player. His signing tells you everything that's wrong with United...
Player - Antony
Obnoxious celebration against a 4th tier team. Garbage human.
Player - Kalvin Phillips
JWP is shit in the double pivot, he needs to play at AM or even LM. Souček is good defensively but can’t pass the ball 5 yards, hopefully Phillips will start over him.
Player - Kalvin Phillips
Sheffield United could only dream of having a midfield consisting of 2 England internationals
Player - Jarrod Bowen
west ham editor hates west ham confirmed
83/84 minimum
Team - West Ham United
It's my birthday!
Player - James Ward-Prowse
Wasn't he 82/82 like last season? See absolutely no reason for a downgrade, easily between 82-85 for me
Player - James Ward-Prowse
At least 81 wtf are you doing ea.
Player - James Ward-Prowse
He was 82 in the end of last season. Was the best player of Southampton, moved to West Ham, is playing really well, and now his rating is 79. EA Sports, it's not on the game.
Player - Michail Antonio
So annoying on his podcast, I'd downgrade him just for that tbh
Player - Mason Mount
is this nigga even alive?
Player - Timo Werner
Spurs fans trying to find reasons why this is a good deal is the same thing we did when we signed Havertz. It’s grasping at straws
Player - Timo Werner
Looks like a random fifa transfer 😂
Player - Patrik Schick
What a player tbh. Leverkusens depth is astonishing, they will surely win the league if he gets consistent..
Player - Kalidou Koulibaly
Nice career move, always good to join a bigger club
Player - Rasmus Højlund
you never gonna reach even a trans femboy in your life lol
Team - Chelsea
https://s3a.sofifa.net/ab6287d29d192037501176bb31e12f690f589d25.jpg
Team - Chelsea
I don't haha
Player - James Ward-Prowse
Is crazy that he still 78 rated
Player - James Ward-Prowse
Finally, but should be more
Player - Lucas Paquetá
https://x.com/westham_central/status/1736413938068099181?s=46&t=f0ENeIspo6LKQuKj26wF0A
Player - Jarrod Bowen
If he didn't have a receding hairline he'd be 82/83
Player - Jarrod Bowen
should of had a higher rating than 79 to begin with, deserves a higher rating than 80 currently...come on EA
Player - Mason Greenwood
Sex offender